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UNHOLY ROMANCE! Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christs second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to the 21st century than those left behind in stone by old lick-arse Moses. For thirty days, Jesus must live amongst the human race as one of their own, adopting their ways, savage and all as that may be. By doing this he will learn to appreciate his subjects true motivations and so develop more appropriate Commandments. His only ammunition on earth during his brief stay is an allowance of three miracles. As instructed by his dad, God the Father, Jesus must communicate the Commandments to the people through a diary, which he will leave behind as the new Bible. It is this diary that forms the basis for Unholy Romance! Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy! TARGET MARKET: Anyone over eighteen who can laugh at life without fear of ending up in Costa del Hell! THE REVIEWS: I was in floods of laughter. A great read. NOAH It definitely shows a darker side to Jesus, which I would be delighted to take the credit for. THE DEVIL I may yet take a libel action against Jesus for defamation of character. I do not have a drink problem and am not a rampant homosexual, as seems to be portrayed in the book. THE HOLY SPIRIT I have the inside track on the book, which I will sell to the highest bidder. JUDAS I wash my hands of this disturbingly controversial page turner. PONTIUS PILATE Id need to see some evidence that Jesus actually wrote this book before commenting. DOUBTING THOMAS Go on my son! GOD THE FATHER I could have done with this great read while I was lost in the desert, when all I had for entertainment was a bunch of are we there yet moaners! MOSES Its a great book of two halvesand a cover! KING SOLOMON LITERARY AGENT COMMENT: "Other samples on the subject of Jesus' return to modern earth have passed across our desks here, but none have shown such promise. I do think this is hilarious and would like to see it in print" PMA Literary Film Management INC, New York. WARNING: Unholy Romance is a romantic religious parody. Please do not purchase if easily offended by religious parody! The Unholy Night (1929) - IMDb Directed by Lionel Barrymore With Ernest Torrence Roland Young Dorothy Sebastian Natalie Moorhead On a dark foggy London night someone tries to strangle Lord Ben-Hur Remake Is Forgettable and Foolish and 8 Other Ben-Hur Remake Is Forgettable and Foolish and 8 Other Unholy Reviews Best Paranormal Romance Series (996 books) The best of paranormal romance series At least three books in the series must be published to qualify Please only list the first book in the series Fuller House Season 2 Trailer Has a Gibbler-Tanner Romance Fuller House Season 2 Trailer Has a Gibbler-Tanner Romance Holiday Craziness and New Kids on the Block The Unholy Four (1970) - IMDb The leading information resource for the entertainment industry Find industry contacts & talent representation Manage your photos credits & more Spanking for Jesus: Inside the Unholy World of Christian On a pain scale of one to 10 Chelsea ranks the epidural-free birth of her child as a six Her husbands spankings? Those are an eight First he uses 33 Endymion Keats John 1884 The Poetical Works of O SOVEREIGN power of love! O grief! O balm! All records saving thine come cool and calm And shadowy through the mist of passed years: For others good or bad Cupid - Wikipedia Cupid is winged allegedly because lovers are flighty and likely to change their minds and boyish because love is irrational His symbols are the arrow and torch Unholy Matrimony - TV Tropes The Unholy Matrimony trope as used in popular culture You know how the story goes right? The Big Bad meets The Baroness The Baroness meets the Big Bad Romance Manga Online Watch Romance Anime in HD for Free Most Popular Romance Anime Listed by popularityEasy to find Free to Watch
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